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Chapter 28, Part 1

Jerry turned onto a dirt driveway, dusty and dry. The sun cast long shadows off the surrounding pines. He bounced his way to a hand hewn log lodge with a wrap around porch. 

Jerry peeled himself out of his car. Cicadas filled the air with crisp crescendos. Crows cackled. A gentle breeze wooed the pines. He took in a big breath and let out a sigh. He hadn’t realized how wound up his body had gotten during this whole abortion thing. 

Once he got his standing legs back, he hobbled up some creaking stairs. The screen door slapped shut behind him. In the dark interior, a gray haired, thin woman greeted him with a prim yet warm smile. 

“Welcome.”

“Yes.”

Her eyebrow arched. “You need to read through this package. Your cabin assignment is inside. You can leave your car in the parking lot here and walk to it. We will be joining together this evening at five before dinner. 

“Oh, and by the way, there are to be no phone calls, no TV and no leaving the grounds. There’s a document there to sign regarding that. Please bring it with you to the meeting tonight.

“Any questions?”

“Nope.” 

He ambled into the woods, past several small cabins, until he reached his own. He settled on the cot and eyed his surroundings: a plain interior, just a metal cot, a pine wood desk, a small window. The next cabin was some distance away, visible through the old growth pines. He looked down at his desk. Why did he have to sign this document agreeing to cut himself off from the outside world? Creepy. Had he just joined a cult?  

Heading back to the main house, Jerry studied some of the other attendees. A portly silver haired gentleman with a pink Lacrosse golf shirt sat beside his cabin. He lifted his snifter in greeting. Further along, a lanky, young man with long dark hair passed by in devout silence. He avoided eye contact and did not respond to Jerry’s hello. Back at the main lodge, a cluster of professional looking women in their 40s conversed with meaningful nods.

“Excuse me. Where’s the bathroom?” he asked the gray haired greeter. 

“Back the way you came.”

Sure enough he picked up the acrid smell and turned off the main trail down a rocky path to a medium sized cabin. 

A lithe, strawberry blond woman approached from the opposite direction. They smiled to each other and entered their respective entrances. Turned out it was one big room inside. They locked their stall doors in unison.

As they washed their hands, side by side, Jerry said, “OK, that was different.”

The woman smiled without looking up.

“I’m a bit nervous about this place,” he continued.

She stood up. She shook her hands dry, passed by without a word, and let the screen door slam behind her.

“Good talk,” Jerry said.

The group’s first session began in the main lodge with everyone sitting in a circle on the floor. There were 20 students, the three founding matriarchs, Sheila Moon, Elizabeth Howes and Luella Sibbald, and the instructor, John Petroni. His suffering eyes set the tone. This was no summer camp.

Sheila, the poet, sat cross legged before a large basket of fruit. Gesturing at it, she explained, “We invite you this week to eat from the opposite side of the basket. You’re here for the nextten days, away from your family, away from your home, away from your routine. While you’re here, try something different, something you’ve thought about for a long time but were afraid to venture outside the familiar. If your nature is to eat an apple, try a pineapple. 

“Much of what we will be doing here involve rituals. We believe rituals access the deeper aspects of our psyches. Our objective is to awaken parts of you that lay dormant, abandoned. Our desire is for you to leave here more fully aware of who you are, because as Joseph Campbell said, ‘The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.’”

The first ritual was to pass the talking stick around. The strawberry blond received the stick, turned to Jerry and said, as instructed, “Hello, my name is April and what is your name?” then handed him the stick. Jerry received it and said, “My name is Jerry,” with a smile, then he turned to his other side and did the same and so it continued around the circle. 

“And now that we have all introduced ourselves, welcome to our new family. We will be living with each other for the nextten days,” said Sheila.

The next day began with a discussion of Jesus healing the palsied man, a story present in three of the four gospels, an indication of its authenticity. Jesus teaches in a crowded room. Friends, after cutting a hole in the roof, lower a palsied man near Jesus. For their faith, Jesus heals the man. He rises and walks.

That evening Jerry entered the lodge alit with candles. Community tables awaited with lumps of clay at each person’s place.

Sheila said, “Mold the clay into an expression of your palsied self, the part of you that is wounded. Allow your mind to quiet, let the clay speak to you, discover what it is telling you.”

Jerry stared at his clay and asked it to speak. Silence. All around him hands moved furiously. Panic arose. He was falling behind.

He tuned into the Baroque music. A plaintive flute filled the air, its clarion voice rising above the violins. A tear trickled down Jerry’s cheek. He thrust his thumb into the clay then violently squeezed the lump with both hands. The clay stretched into what appeared to be a tail.

He worked with increasing speed, adding spikes to the tail, like a dinosaur’s. Shackled to this prehistoric appendage, a small boy emerged with the spikes continuing up his twisted spine. The hunched over boy looked up with mouth agape, as if cowering to ward off a death blow. 

Jerry gazed at his creation. His stomach clenched into knots. 

The music stopped.

Sheila continued, “Now imagine the four friends who carried the palsied man to Jesus. What depth of compassion and faith these men had to carry him atop the roof then gently lower him down.

“You are now those four friends. Stand up and take your palsied self to be healed.” 

As candles flickered, Pachelbel’s Canon in D played. The coincidence did not go unnoticed by Jerry, as that was the same music in the movie, Ordinary People. He shuffled around the room cradling his clay figure, swaying to the steady rhythm. 

He imagined that the violins gathered around him, strings holding strings. A montage of memory passed before his inner eye: the boy in Ordinary People sobbing in the phone booth, rain pouring down, crying out for help, it was his fault, his fault; Raymond, his therapist back at Princeton, fingers laced, crunching ice, silent, yet caring; Adam, smoking a Tiparillo on the roof, telling him they would be friends forever; Barbara, oh Barbara, her face so bright, welcoming him.

Those violins, such a gentle sound, like a mother’s caressing hand. 

Jerry’s brow furrowed, sobs erupted. He stifled them, yet he heard sobs from others too. He let it be. Snot dangled off his nose.

His clay figure; his contorted child. What happened; what happened? If it could only tell him. 

He would stay by the boy’s side; he would care for him. He would present him to the Healer.

He crouched down and placed his palsied self on the makeshift alter just as the music ended.

Chapter 27

“Jerry, we got quite a few calls from your church members,” said Bryce, chairman of the committee that handled problems with clergy, usually sex addictions or alcoholism. He had been present at the interview when Jerry first got hired.

Jerry studied Bryce in his office. He could have run for mayor. He had that caring demeanor and Ralph Lauren good looks that charms people into pulling the lever. Yet Jerry knew he cut corners without losing sleep to resolve matters.

“You may not believe this, but they’re clamoring for you. They loved your honesty. I think you pushed a button. Faith is not an easy road. A lot of people have trouble with it; a lot of people fake it. If you can help them find something real, get them some of that God meat, — Ooh boy, did you really say that? — they’re hungry to hear about it.”

Jerry sat erect in an office chair and listened. Of course he pined to come back, but just not yet. It was way too soon.

“Look, here’s my offer,” Bryce continued, “Attend a ten-day workshop on Jesus then come back. A little hiatus.”

Jerry opened his mouth to speak.

Bryce put up his hand. “Now, before you get insulted, let me explain. This is not some remedial class. This is a place for you to go huntin’. It’s a ten-day exploration called Who I Am I Must Become.

“The location is Four Springs up in Napa Valley. Three women run it. One’s a poet, another’s an artist and the third is a Jungian therapist. They approach Jesus from a Jungian perspective, seeing him as an archetypal fully realized individual, someone who balanced the opposites, the light and the dark, the masculine and the feminine. A human mandala, if you will. They guide you to the authentic Jesus. And this is not some come-to-Jesus, drum pounding alter call.  Their tools are the Socratic method of instruction, the Synoptic Gospels and stimulating right brain activity through art, music and creative writing.

“Did you use the Synoptic Gospels in seminary?”

“Nope, never heard of it.”

“The Synoptic Gospels place the four Gospel stories side by side in four columns so the reader can see which passages repeat in the different Gospels. It’s a tool for identifying the historical Jesus.

“How about the Socratic method?”

“No clue.”

“It’s how Socrates taught in ancient Greece. He asked questions. His students answered. There was no lecture. Anyone in the group could answer, but there was no crosstalk.”

“Crosstalk?”

“You can’t comment on another person’s response.”

Bryce continued, “I attended one of these and found it powerful. I think it will help you. At the very least it’s a ten day, paid vacation in Napa Valley. You get out of Dodge, let things cool down, you come back. What’s not to like?” he said with a wink.

Jerry stared at Bryce, transfixed. He really should run for mayor.

“You’re different, Jerry, but that’s what the church needs right now. It’s no secret we’re losing the flock. I believe you have the potential of bringing them back.”

Jerry stood up. “I’m in.”

Chapter 26

Oh man, Jerry thought. I’m in deep shit now.

On his living room floor, he beat his head again and again into the wall. He glowered at his watch: 1:13 a.m. This was not something he could just go back Monday morning and fix. No, he had squandered a plum job, a job that would have led to another plum job and another, with a great pension and health care plan waiting for him at the end, safe and cared for as he cruised down the freeway of life. 

What the hell was he going to tell his parents?

Oh man…

He rushed to the bathroom, clung to the toilet and puked his guts out. He rinsed his mouth out, shuffled over to his bed and lay down, sat up, slipped off his bed and descended to his knees. He rested his finger laced hands on the side of the bed like a child saying bedtime prayers.

God, I can’t keep going on like this. I’m giving it all up for you. I need you in my life. Please. Show me a sign.

The words quieted him. He slid back into bed, still fully dressed, and fell asleep, a sound sleep, the first one in days. 

Chapter 25

“Who is your Lord and Savior?” asked Jerry on communicants Sunday.

“Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior,” five boys answered back in one cherubic voice.

“Do you trust in him?”

“I do.”

“Do you intend to be his disciple, to obey his word and to show his love?”

“I do.”

“Hold on,” Jerry said, beads of sweat clung to his upper lip. Another sleepless night. His heart trilled.

The boys, all ties and jackets, stood side by side in the chancel, their varying heights attested to the vagaries of puberty: Jimmy, waving to his parents, happy pouring forth; Wilson, book serious, stolid, waiting for the next command; Peter, the price tag still hanging on his blazer, ready to return to his play clothes; Doug, towering over the other boys and shaving; and Chou, a mellow lad. There were no girls.

Over the school year, they had been a refreshing distraction. Despite all his ministerial shortcomings, he still loved working with kids. He got them, and they loved him. After class he would take them up the street for frozen yogurt, the new rage in town.

“Need a moment. Be right back,” he said to the boys. 

Jerry climbed into the pulpit. His sweaty palms slid across the smooth stone. He stared down at the embedded clock, stared at the second hand sliding across each second, so, so slowly. He gazed out at the expectant faces. He felt himself getting smaller and smaller.

“A long time ago I was one of them,” he motioned to the kids behind him,  “and I answered those same questions with ‘I do,’ but I really didn’t know, and, you know what?, here’s a little secret, shhhhhh, don’t tell, I still don’t know. ‘Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior?’ I’ve never met the guy, really.” 

 Faces, proud of their children’s advancement, now turned serious. 

“I’m your minister; I’m your rock of faith. You check in with me on Sundays making sure I’m holding up the God fort then return to your lives, faith insurance in your back pocket. But you know what? My faith? Sucks. Anyone? Anyone? Can I get an Amen?”

Stunned silence.

“This is my sermon folks, so stay with me.” His mouth was like a desert.

“What is belief? Can it be sustained by what others say or does it require personal encounter? I choose personal encounter; and that’s called Christian mysticism. We’ve left that behind. Nobody talks about that anymore. But that is a continuous essential vein of our faith about direct experience with the divine. All through seminary, while here as your minister, I yearned for that encounter, anything, some scrap, pacing my widow’s walk, straining to see some sign on the horizon. But ya know what? Nothing, nada, silence, crickets. Yet I keep postponing judgment day, and I’m not talking about the Biblical one. I’m talking about my judgment day, from my rational mind, when I judge God does not exist!”

Jimmy’s mother in the first row gasped. Jimmy stopped waving.

“My life’s in the toilet right now. Anyone? Anyone? Can I please get an amen?” Jerry’s tinnitus buzzed like a hive of bees. Fattening dark borders narrowed his peephole; the congregation looked shrunken and far away, like he was looking through the wrong side of binoculars.

“I went through an abortion. Well, I didn’t. My girlfriend did.”

More gasps. Helen shifted uncomfortably. Jack burrowed into the Sunday bulletin.

“Right. Ministers don’t get into situations like that. And if they do, they certainly don’t talk about it. But what is church, if not a place to harbor your broken vessel? You come to Jesus as you are, as you really are, or else this is all just a charade.

“Sometimes I look at the Presbyterian church, and I feel like everyone looks so goddamn (more audible gasps) perfect. Like no problems. I hate that. Ya know? We all got problems. And church is certainly not the place to hide them.

“I can’t sleep. I can’t stop thinking. And there’s this noise in my head, like static, like the end of a broadcasting day after the Star Spangled Banner.

“Whoa, getting off the track here, let’s see… 

“Anyone else feel this way? Like you’re just barely holding on?”

“Yes!” cried Jane, the Modigliani woman, as she rummaged through her bag for a cigarette. 

Tom, her husband, reached over to calm her.

“Don’t touch me,” she snapped. She spiked a smoke into the corner of her mouth and lit up. “Don’t judge me, “ she cried and waved her cigarette back and forth. 

“I appreciate you sharing, Jane,” said Jerry. 

“I mean, is this a case of The Emperor’s New Clothes? Through the ages, just one mass delusion? All these people at the top, the cardinals, the popes, the rectors, the ministers, enabling the delusion. J’accuse! All Wizards hiding what’s behind the celestial curtain.

“Well, I’m pulling the curtain back: There’s no one there!”

Jimmy’s mom put her hands over her daughter’s ears.

“But you know what? As silent and empty as it is, I still want to believe, I still yearn for God.

“The other day I had some kind of revelation. I got off the road of pretending to be me, or rather what others want me to be, and onto my own tiny, little path, so tiny no one else can see it, just me. Each of you has one of those roads, by the way.

Jerry’s head inside twirled. He saw flashes of bright white light.

 “That’s the road I wanna stay on, and maybe, just maybe, I’ll find me some God meat! And if I do, I’m gonna bring some back for all of you. I promise.

“As for now, I have no right to call myself a minister.”

He ripped off his stole and cast it on the communion table. He yanked off his robe and dropped it to the floor in a heap.

Jimmy asked, “So are we members now?”

Jerry turned around. “Oh, Jesus, I forgot about you guys, sure, be my guest, you’re all members now, thanks a bunch, go in peace.” And he loosely made the sign of the cross. 

He turned back to the congregation. “May you find your path, and may you find some blessed meat.” He made another sloppy sign of the cross.

He stumbled down the center aisle. No one moved. Jimmy yelled out, “Goodbye, Mr. Cradleman.”

“That’s Rev. Cradleman,” his father in the front pew corrected. “Well, no,” he said, confused.

Jerry staggered into the blinding sun. When he regained his balance, he spun around. He heard singing. Poking his head in, there was Helen in the chancel leading the congregation. Well, good for them.

He burned rubber out of the parking lot.

Chapter 24, Part 2

Come morning, he grabbed the phone and called Chloe.

“What, Jerry.” Her voice wobbled with morning stiffness.

“I need to talk to you.”

“Jerry, not today.”

“No, I’ve got to talk to you.”

 “Jesus, you’re pushing too hard.”

“Look, if we just talk, we’ll work this out.”

Big sigh on the other end, and after some silence, “All right.”

“Witherspoon’s, 6.”

“Yeah,” and she hung up.

He careened out of the house. On the landing, as if placed there, carefully, like a gift, lay a baby bird, dead. Jerry crouched down. He picked the bird up and placed it in the palm of his hand. Light as heaven, this bird, no more than a wisp of orchestrated air, yet all the parts were there, the head, the body, the wings, ready to fly, if only.

If only he had been there to help, but he wasn’t. There. In time. Time. That enemy. A crushing onslaught of ticking seconds going on and on into a forever of too late.

That damn abortion. 

He dropped onto the stoop, lowered his head into his hands and, too weakened to hold back, sobbed.

After awhile, he struggled to stand and walked into his garage. He reemerged with a trowel. Under a tree, he dug a hole. He carefully placed the bird in it, covered the hole with fresh dirt and patted it down. Then he stood back up.

“Forgive me.”

***

He made it to his office to work on his sermon. In the church parking lot, he ran into Phil coming out the door with a bag of food.

“Hey, Phil, where were you?” said Jerry. 

“What?”

“The job interview? Friday? 11am?”

“Oh…wow. I’m sorry…English muffin?” asked Phil.

Jerry took the muffin and leaned against the church.  “You gotta remember these things.”

“Jelly?”

Phil slathered on Smucker’s Strawberry Preserves. 

“Thanks,” said Jerry and wolfed it down without tasting a thing. He headed towards the bell tower.

“Quick question,” said a breathless Jerry.

“Yeah?” Thomas looked up from his book. He squatted on an upside down plastic bucket.

“What did it feel like when you left the church?”

He smiled. “Salvation. I saved myself. Get it? I mean, I saved my self from eternal sacrifice in the name of Jesus.

“I was happier. And you know what? God was happier too. He’s happy ‘cause I’m happy. Get it?”

“Huh.”

Jerry ran back down the stairs.

In his office, he stared at his desk clock: 12:27. A chasm of time before 6pm. He watched the second hand pull back then leap to the next second, pull back then leap to the next second. He marveled at how long one minute took. 

A bee buzzed about. He killed it.

Write the goddamn sermon. 

At 5:30 he arrived at Witherspoon’s and positioned himself at a sidewalk table with a cappuccino. 6:00, no Chloe; 6:15, no Chloe; 6:30, still no Chloe. Dusk descended. The table next to him erupted in laughter. Too loud; too much talking; too much noise. 

He grabbed a pay phone. She didn’t pick up. He knew damn well that even if she were home she wouldn’t pick up.

It was over.

Chapter 24, Part 1

Jerry crawled along in bumper-to-bumper traffic on Interstate 80 near Berkeley heading towards the Presbyterian Synod Hunger Committee meeting in San Francisco. He glanced at his watch. Even if this traffic cleared up, he was going to be at least a half hour late. His body broke into a sweat. The sides of the car pressed in upon him. Why hadn’t he started sooner? They would all be so mad at him. He was such a fuck-up.

Enough, some voice announced inside his head. Blow it off. They’ll survive. Don’t even call. Just don’t show.

Could he do that? another voice wondered. He’s shirking his responsibilities. He’d be in trouble.

He recalled Thomas’ words, “You gotta save your life, Jerry.”

He veered off the highway onto the exit ramp and headed straight into Berkeley. He found a parking spot immediately – good sign, he thought – and in the shade – Woo hoo! Bonus points. He got out of his car, giddy with new found freedom. As he walked along literally singing a song, he spotted a Gap store. 

He perused its shirts and pants, delighting in their bright colors and youthful styles. One pink shirt with ivory snap buttons caught his eye. Do real men wear pink? Fuck ‘em, as Adam Goldner would have said. But does he really need a new shirt? Does he have the money? 

He bought it and giddy returned. He tripped out of the store, bag in hand, whistling.

He veered into a book store and bought a leather bound journal and jade colored ballpoint pen with gravitas weight. At a coffee house, he purchased a cappuccino and croissant and found an outside table. Eucalyptus trees spiced the air; a cool breeze caressed his face. The sun sparkled. He cracked open his journal and readied his pen. 

It was truly euphoric.

I blew off a meeting.

I stepped off life’s conveyor belt,

the one that carries you to your grave

and doesn’t give a shit about you.

I stepped off.

From now on, I bushwhack to heaven

a trail that will lead me back to my soul

It’s do or die.

* * *

Jerry breezed into the Co-op. As he turned down aisle seven, he spotted David Bernardstanding next to Chloe, too close. 

David left before Jerry arrived. “What was that all about?” he asked Chloe.

“What’s your problem?”

“There was a vibe.”

“We’re friends. Stop worrying. You’re better than that.”

A few nights later Jerry popped by Chloe’s place. David’s car was parked in front of her house. Jerry parked down the street. He dashed back up, avoiding the spill from the street lights. Cloying humidity blanketed him. His head pounded. He skulked up her driveway and peered through the dining room window. 

Inside, candlelight. Remnants of dinner remained on the table. He zoomed around the front of the house and stared into the living room window. Down the hall, silhouetted against her bedroom light, stood the two of them, kissing. 

Adrenaline surged through his body. He sprinted back up the street and jetted home. He grabbed the phone and dialed and redialed, refusing to let it go into her answering machine, until she picked up the phone. 

“I’m coming over,” Jerry panted.

“Not a good idea,” said Chloe.

“I’m coming over.”

“What’s so urgent?

“We need to talk.”

“Look, I have company, OK? It’ll have to wait.” She hung up.

Jerry floored it back to her house, including running a red light. He punched the doorbell. No answer. He hammered the door. Chloe spoke from the other side.

“Jerry, I told you this is not a good time.”

He barged through the door. About ten feet back was David, eyes wide.

“What’s going on?” Jerry demanded.

“We’re just having dinner,” answered Chloe.

“Why wouldn’t you answer the phone.”

“I never answer the phone when I have guests.”

“Bullshit.”

“Jerry, sit down. You want some wine?”

He grabbed a chair at the dining room table. His head throbbed. His tinnitus, which had been plaguing him lately, buzz sawed. Dave, opposite him, forced a smile. Chloe slipped into the kitchen.

“You two are up to something,” said Jerry.

“Jerry, you’re just being paranoid,” said David.

Jerry lifted up the entire dining room table and slammed it down. Glasses crashed onto the floor. 

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME!”

David recoiled. “Whoa. Hey. No problem.” He stood up.

Giving wide berth, he maneuvered around Jerry, nodded Chloe’s way and left.

“What the fuck is going on, Chloe?”

“I just wanted to have a nice dinner with a good friend without any stress and strain. Is that so bad?”

“Chloe, Jesus Christ, I saw you two kissing.”

“You snooping around?”

“That’s fucked up.”

“Jerry, this thing of ours,” and she started crying. “You’re so serious all the time. You’re not yourself. Ever since the abortion.” And with slow emphasis on each word, she said, “I need a break, from you. I’m sorry.”

Jerry stood up and glanced at a toppled glass. Red wine, like blood, trickled onto the hardwood floor. He righted it. Chugged the last of it. Placed it back on the table. Then grabbed it again and hurled it across the room. Shards of glass rocketed everywhere. Chloe stood riveted in the living room, her palms open to him.

“Please leave,” she said sternly, not moving a muscle.

The door clicked shut on his way out.

Once home he forced himself to sit, stood up, paced, perched on the sofa back, stared out the window, stood up, paced, steadied his breath, failed, tromped out the front door, left the door open, lit a cigarette, kept moving, past the hospital, kept moving, past the emergency ward, red lights swirling, kept moving, past homes bedecked with Christmas cheer.

He couldn’t bear the prospect of losing Chloe. More, he couldn’t bear the prospect of being alone. That fucking dark was coming to get him. 

But she was wrong, what she did. 

Still, if they could just talk, they could work this out.

He forced himself into bed, like a zookeeper corralling the crazy hyena into its cage. His insomnia raged, his mind roared, his heart revved with a force that could have broken stone.

He lurched out of bed, dressed, kept moving.

Chapter 23

Sinister took up residence, leaving Jerry with an incessant feeling of dread. Something needed to be fixed, but he didn’t know what it was, much less how, like he was a mechanic with an engine that wouldn’t start, yet all the parts checked out. 

His bed became a prison; night was the sentence; and the clock was its enforcer. It’s large bloodshot numbers burned 11:30, 12:15, 1:20. Sleep! commanded the clock. You’ll be punished come morning. You won’t make it through the day. SLEEP! 

Mind whorls coursed through his consciousness: How does sleep occur? How does the mind drift away from consciousness, not noticing anymore what’s happening, not noticing anymore how fast the heart is beating, or how uncomfortable the body is feeling or how tormented the mind is thinking. How does the mind turn that observing part off?

And when he slept, there were nightmares, like one where he was in his childhood bed. It was night. His bedroom door was open. A mysterious man lurked outside. He was coming for Jerry. He tried to call out but couldn’t make a sound.

 In the morning, like an automaton, Jerry dressed for work. He forced fed himself breakfast, shoved it down his throat, tasteless, textureless. He swallowed. He did it again, over and over, repeating the penetration, until there was no more.

Darkness encircled day, as if he was looking through a peephole, a peephole whose door was to a cellar, and he was on the inside. Stuck inside this cellar of the psyche, he was unable to get out, unable to cry out, only able to stare through the peep hole. The real threat was that he never would get out. Jerry was terrified.

He feigned normal while enduring a perpetual interior monolog: I’M NOT OK! WHY AM I NOT OK? HOW DO I FIX IT?

“Do you ever find it hard to get out of bed in the morning,” Jerry said to Chloe as they sat at their favorite Witherspoon’s sidewalk table. 

“I don’t know what you mean. Of course I do. Are you kidding? I hate myself. I’ve fucked everything up, and it’s impossible to erase. It’s burned into my mind. I have to fight through it every day. Every girl dreams about the first times, sweet memories to put inside your memory scrapbook, the first kiss, the first going all the way, the first child. My scrapbook is a bunch of nightmares.”

“It’s too hard. Why is it so hard? I’m getting tired of trying.”

“Just do it, Jerry. Just do it. Lean in to your work. That’s what I do; I drag my ass over to the Co-op and get to work. Let’s not talk about this.”

***

“So when did ministry start getting to you?” asked Jerry.

“I dunno,” said Thomas, leaning into the bell tower’s oversized speaker stuffed with his sleeping bag. “Just couldn’t take all the pressure, have to make all these people feel good. Fix me, fix me, I’m not happy, I’m not fulfilled. Well, what about my life, what about my happiness?” 

He pulled on a roach burnt down to his fingertips, only he didn’t seem to notice. “That’s the thing that pisses me off about this Jesus thing. Why the hell did he kill himself? Assisted suicide, right? I mean, what’s up with that? What kind of peace and love plan was that? And then he’s presented as being so perfect. Mr. Lovey-Dovey-I-Never-Sinned. Is that what we’re supposed to do? Crucify ourselves? 

“If he had stuck around. If he had gotten a real job, got married, raised kids. Let’s see him stick it out instead of a quick exit.

“What more could we have heard from Jimi Hendrix and Mozart, ya know? We need to cherish life, not sacrifice it, ya know? 

“So I took a sharp turn. I’m not gonna die for this. Fuck it. I’m gonna save my life. Ya know? You gotta do that, Jerry, you gotta save your life. Don’t let the man get you…”

Jerry waved a silent goodbye as he slipped down the stairs while Thomas ranted on. 

***

Phil sported a tie and jacket. He resembled a white collar worker except he was in a food hand-out line. 

Jerry and Phil, grocery bag tucked under his arm, strolled across the street to a park bench.

“But wouldn’t you like a house? A place to call your own? You know, a man’s house is his castle, that kind of thing?” asked Jerry.

“Sure, that would be nice.” He stared out ahead of him, stealing an occasional glance at Jerry.

“Then you could cook some of this food, grab a beer, sit back, watch a ball game.”

Phil smiled.

“Are there things you like to do?” Jerry asked.

“I like to read.”

“OK. Maybe you could work in a library. Just put the books away and stuff. You don’t have to talk with anybody. How does that sound?

“I guess.” His hands patted his knees. “You really don’t need to spend any time on me. I’m fine.”

“I want to help you.”

“I’m fine.”

“How about I just make an appointment for you at the social service agency. One little interview. What can it hurt?”

“Well,” he peered into the distance as if seeking something lost.

Chapter 22, Part 3

Jerry desperately wanted to help Chloe, so for starters he volunteered to pay the $500 for the procedure. To get the money, he would sell his beloved record collection. He lugged the heavy blue plastic milk crates into his car, about 400 albums, sure their sale value would cover it.

On an unusually warm day, Jerry staggered toward the used record store with two milk crates wedged under each arm. He pushed into the store, sweat dripping from his chin.

Records crammed every corner. Display bins used cardboard dividers to designate genres. Jerry shuffled to the back and drop his collection on the already crowded counter.

A middle aged, egret of a man, a splash of crimson hair on top, poised on a barstool, leaned back against the wall reading The Sacramento Bee. His head rested against a cork bulletin board crammed with concert announcements posted in hodgepodge fashion. 

He lurched forward. “Let’s see what you got.” Flipping through a few, he shoved the crate back towards Jerry.

“Don’t want ‘em.”

“What do you mean? These are in great shape. I got some classics.”

“They’re crap. Get outta here.” His beady blue eyes pierced Jerry’s.

Jerry snatched the crates and limped back to his car. He didn’t know any other store in town that bought used albums. He would have to do some searching which meant there goes his Saturday.

He turned the car key in the ignition and heard rapid clicks but no engine starting up.
“Shit.” His car had been doing this lately, and he kept putting off buying a new starter. He would have to jump it. He turned around and caught sight of a couple of guys standing in front of the record store.

“Hey, would you guys mind giving my car a push. I need a jump. It’s right over there.”

The owner exploded through the front door.

“Get the hell outta here! I don’t want you bothering my customers selling your crap.”

“What the hell are you talking about!” Jerry said, enraged out of his mind. “Get back inside your fucking store.”

“You gonna make me?”

His memory knew that line from so many school yard skirmishes. Negotiate? Walk away?  Just say no? No fucking way. His rational side was overruled by his primal side: Kill him, kill the goddamn guy. 

Jerry heaved a swing. The owner put his hands up and blocked the punch. The fight was on, a blur of punches. The owner pulled Jerry’s shirt over his head. Bent over, a fist smashed into Jerry’s forehead flinging his glasses to the curb. 

“C’mon guy, give him a break,” pleaded a bystander.

“No way. He started it,” he growled and landed another solid punch to Jerry’s face. 

And then it stopped. 

Jerry felt oddly euphoric. He staggered over to the guy and shook his hand. Then he stumbled around for his glasses. Someone handed them to him with one lens missing. Jerry found it on the sidewalk. He asked if he could use the bathroom and the owner said sure.

In the bathroom, he gasped at the mirror. The right side of his face was covered in blood, as was his shirt. He washed off as much as possible, popped the lens back into place and affixed his bent glasses atop his nose.

Back outside, the guys gave him a push, and he wended his way home. 

He appraised himself in his own bathroom mirror. A gash was over his right eye. He determined it needed medical attention. He headed over to the emergency ward at the UC Davis Med Center near where he lived. 

While he was in the waiting room, Chloe appeared. She got his voice message. In one shared gaze, with time stopped, was so much conveyed. His: I know, I know, I fucked up; hers: oh, Jerry, not this, not now. He shrugged his shoulders and averted his eyes. Limp, his body sacrificed for her, if only. Time lurched forward and she rushed over and sat next to him.
“Jerry, what the…”

“So random. A stranger. He clearly did not like me.” He wasn’t about to tell her about the records. 

After six stitches, they headed back to Jerry’s place. Chloe warmed up some soup and ran him a bath. Moving about in perfect choreography, they were a seamless dance of cohabitation. 

Night required opioids. Jerry slept like he was dead.

***

“Dad?”

“How much?”

“$500.”

“I’ll put it in the mail today.”

“Thank you so much.”

***

They returned to the women’s clinic where they waited, not talking. The receptionist called Chloe’s name. Jerry clutched her hand. 

The walls were unadorned and without windows. The bed with stirrups stood in the center. Tired white sheets covered it; fluorescent lights focused on it. A metal garbage can stood beside it. A nurse removed its trash bag, tied it up, and put in a new one. She motioned Chloe into the bed. She climbed on and slipped her feet into the stirrups.

A male doctor entered in white scrubs. He was young, small framed, and wore collegiate glasses. He introduced himself. Eyes looked away.

A whooshing sound filled the room. Sterilizer stung Jerry’s nostrils. 

The doctor inserted his medical vacuum. Chloe jerked her body. Her hand squeezed Jerry’s with a strength he didn’t know she had.

“Chloe, you’ve got to relax or there’s a good possibility I might perforate your uterus,” snapped the doctor. 

Her body acquiesced. Her eyes, dark pools of fright, closed. Tears trickled down her face.

After it was over, Chloe dressed in silence. Her fingers reached the top button of her dress and trembled. Her hands dropped to her sides. She dropped into a chair and sobbed. Jerry placed his hand on her back moving it in slow, small circles as she had done for him. The sobs subsided. Jerry buttoned the last button for her. She rose up onto her feet, lay a gentle hand on her belly and sighed. They hugged, kind of, sideways, with no emphasis.

Jerry drove them to Chloe’s house, and this time he prepared soup for her. Surveying The Moosewood Cookbook, he chose vegetable chowder. Chloe wasn’t hungry. She just wanted to sleep. After helping her into bed, Jerry flopped into a chair, not really thinking, just staring into space. He gazed at Chloe in a medicated deep sleep and decided to take a walk.

The sun was setting behind the ancient black oaks. Working class homes, built in the 30s, proudly invited all to admire their porch swings, wood slatted shutters and gable roof lines. Golden leaves wafted to the ground, the last to let go. All so serene, so perfect, yet everything was so wrong.

Jerry kept walking and walking and walking. He bought a pack of cigarettes, something he hadn’t done since Adam’s suicide, and puffed along like a steam engine train, bothered. He counseled himself that the crisis was over, he had done his best, it was tragic, but it was the right decision. It didn’t help. He couldn’t stop walking, as if something sinister was after him.

He had snuffed out a grace note. His voice demanding pleasure had rendered a dark consequence. And in this darkness, all he felt was God’s absence. How can God be absent and present at the same time? Yet despite His absence, Jerry cared about Chloe’s pain and suffering; he cared about the loss of this potential life. And he felt damned. Clearly, he was not minister material. That vocation guy was right. He was acting out in negative ways. He was dangerous.

His legs wore out. He hobbled back to Chloe’s home and slept by her side…on the floor.

Chapter 22, Part 2

The next morning, at Witherspoons, Jerry said, “So, let’s look at our options.”

“Jerry, it’s impossible to look at anything but your Santa Claus mustache.”

“Sorry.” He wiped the cappuccino foam off his upper lip. “I’m bushwhacking through a jungle of pulsating synapses, help me out here. And speaking of God, how does He weigh in on this?”

“You’re talking to the wrong person. I see no God, hear no God, speak no God.”

“You ever notice how chatty I get when I’m drinking caffeine? I love this stuff. I love the conversation…

“Monolog.”

“…that takes place under the influence, it’s so much better than pot conversation, too out there, like what the fuck are you talking about, dude? Or booze conversation, which is more you know, I’ve been waiting a long time to tell you this, but I fucked your best friend, yeah, that kind of talk, what a disaster, but caffeine talk, that’s my kind of talk, serious discourse, serious back and forth…” 

“More forth, less back.”

“…with ideas. No, really, I want some back. What is your back?”

“On what? Seriously, you’re like free associating.”

“On how God…”

“Screw God. Don’t invoke him anymore, ok?”

“Right. On how we got here here. I mean here. I mean, we have a new life in your belly.”

“Uterus.”

“Whatever…a new life which suddenly makes our lives, or I’ll speak for myself, my life way more real, way more pregnant with meaning – excuse the pun – way more what choice I make will effect the rest of my life and yours.”

“Ok.”

“What.” 

“I got something to say.”

“OK.”

“It’s not so heavy, Jerry. It’s not such a universal big deal. Nature doesn’t give a shit. It’s just another day in the neighborhood. Look, this is how it started. You were feeling up peaches in the Co-op, and I intervened and offered my peaches. We clicked. I dig you. You dig me. We have great sex. And I made a mistake. I got too smart for my britches. I’m extremely regular. I know when I’m about to ovulate, but something went wrong. I ovulated. There were no barriers. Your guy zapped my gal, and now there’s cell replication going on.”  

“Ok, let me spin that just a wee bit,” said Jerry. “Since you and I were born, we were fated to meet. God…” 

“Mention God one more time and I’m going to spew chunks on you.”

“Sorry. We were fated to meet so that we could bring a new life into this world.”

“Not buying it, not for a wee second. We, Jerry, you and me we, we are masters of our fate, not something out there, and especially, not a bunch of cells inside me.” She leaned close and dove into his eyes. “I’m torn. I am. I want this, but the point is, this is not the time. We are both too young, too immature, too selfish to be saddled with a child. We don’t even know if you and me are partners for life. I don’t know, honestly, if you’re the one. You could be, but I don’t know, and I don’t want a third party, namely a clump of cells making that decision for me. This is the 20th century. We have the equipment to correct this detour and get us back on track with growing up slow. That’s a privilege, I know, but it’s also the best way to secure the best life for us and for eventually our children. Doesn’t that make sense?”

Jerry looked away. He stared at a giant cumulous cloud roiling upwards, deepening gray to black, so full, so explosive. He took a deep breath and turned back to her.

“Why does it hurt?” he said.

“I know.” She reached across the table and took his hand, and they both retreated into their thoughts as they held on.

***

“So…I’ve got a situation here that requires my presence, and it means I’m not going to be able to come home for Christmas,” said Jerry.

His mom and dad were silent on the other end of the telephone.

“This better be good,” his dad said.

“Well, it’s like this. I’m involved with a woman named Chloe, and she is pregnant and is having an abortion, and I need to be with her, and I hope you understand.”

Silence.

“Oh, Jerry, how can you go out with a woman like that?” said his mom.

His dad said, “Is there anything you need? Money?”

“No, thanks, we’re OK. And mom, she’s not a woman ‘like that.’ She’s a wonderful, smart, funny, sensitive, vibrant woman. We just messed up, that’s all.”

Jerry listened to flecks of static.

“Well, we will miss you,” said his mom sounding tired, “but you know what’s best.”

“Thanks. Thanks for understanding.”

The next day, when Jerry returned home from work, an eye-catching arrangement of white daisies with blue iris accents lay at the door. 

“We are here if you need us. Love, Mom and Dad,” read the note.

He was stunned. Never did he expect such support from his parents. The flowers cooled his burning shame. 

“Mom, thank you so much for the flowers,” Jerry said over the phone.

“What flowers?”

“Is dad there?”

“Let me get your father.”

“Thank you so much for the flowers,” said Jerry.

“Anything you need.”

Chapter 22, Part 1

Chapter 22

Jerry and Chloe sat side by side, hand in hand, at the Sacramento Women’s Health Clinic. A converted Craftsman home, they sat in the living room, waiting for Chloe’s appointment. Jerry’s hands perspired.

“Chloe Taylor?” called a young woman with curly brown hair. 

Chloe bolted to her feet. 

“Stand up,” Chloe said to Jerry.

Jerry, caught mid-reach for a tattered Ms. magazine, froze. “Me?”

“Yeah, you. We’re in this together.”

“Is that OK?” Jerry asked the doctor.

“Of course,” she responded. “Just because this is a women’s collective doesn’t mean we don’t allow men.”

As he followed behind, Jerry observed a small rose tattoo on her shoulder and smelled patchouli. It reminded him of hamster litter, yet he liked it.

Inside the doctor’s room, there were posters on the wall of women’s reproductive organs. The graphic placards covered the walls like slathered blood. Jerry’s stomach felt as if it were being undulated by the sea.

“Let’s take a look, shall we?” said the doctor with the hippie stylings.

Jerry squeezed Chloe’s hand. She climbed up onto the table and placed her feet in the stirrups. Without further ado, Jerry was staring into her vagina opened by a metal speculum and lit up by a pointed light.

“You see that dimpled donut there, Jerry? That’s the cervix.”

Jerry peered in. Ablaze with light, the uterine walls glistened, and yes, there down center, a tightly closed bump protruded. Jerry flashed on his nocturnal sanctuary visit when he first arrived, and its glowing rose window centered in back. His vision whirled, and he stood up.

“You’re looking all good here.” said the doctor. “I’ll take a little sample for a Pap smear. And then why don’t you wait a bit more, and I’ll have the results of your pregnancy test.”

“Jerry,” Chloe said back in the waiting room, “I never expected; I never intended…”

“Of course not. I didn’t either.” It must have happened that week-end getaway at Ashland. In their hotel room, after she invited him on board, Chloe had held her foamed up diaphragm in her hand. Jerry mentioned there was something wrong with this picture. They both laughed unable or unwilling to pause the Slip-n-Slide ride.

Back inside the doctor’s office, the doctor said, “You’re pregnant, about six weeks.”

Life, suddenly a dead weight, hung heavy around Jerry’s neck. He turned to Chloe andfound two dark oceans of sorrow.

“I’m assuming you know your options. Let me know what you decide to do,” said the doctor.

It was a quiet ride home. Jerry was thinking she must have known, must have detected changes going on within her body. A new life was growing. 

Life altering choices, with no do-overs, had to be made, and with no ability to put it off.

Back at Chloe’s home, they lay on her bed, side by side, face to face. 

“What d’ya think?” Jerry said.

“There’s no question.”

Jerry said nothing.

“Still,” she said after a bit.

“Still…,” he said.

He drew her close, and she began to cry, first soft, then a tsunami.

“Oh God, I’ve fucked up big time, Jerry, Jesus Christ, goddammit,” she said. “And with a fucking minister.”

Night fell and now they lay side by side staring at the black ceiling. 

As Jerry faded, he fantasized that Thomas Barton at the Career Counseling Center was reviewing his aptitude tests for parenting.

“Well, Jerry, we’ve reviewed your tests. You have no skills in diaper changing, very little aptitude in potty training. You might get lost in your thoughts and forget your baby. Role modeling for the baby, let’s not even go there. I’m sorry but I can’t recommend you for parenting at this time.”

He turned towards Chloe and laid his hand on her belly.

“Still…,” Jerry said.

“Still…”